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CRIMSON AND WHITE

districtattorneydent:

Sooooo. @knightlaws and I have finally come around to putting OUR year-long rp canon to a readable/fanfic format for all y’all to read. Whether or not it’s to keep our canon straight, or just to get some Gent feels~

You can also read it on fanfic.net if that’s more your thing: here.

(via districtattorneydent)

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CRIMSON AND WHITE

Sooooo. @knightlaws and I have finally come around to putting OUR year-long rp canon to a readable/fanfic format for all y’all to read. Whether or not it’s to keep our canon straight, or just to get some Gent feels~

You can also read it on fanfic.net if that’s more your thing: here.

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  1. Jim: How did you find you?
  2. Bullock: You're my partner, and I like to think I know you pretty well... plus you butt-dialed me last night.
  3. [ Jim: You're under arrest, Mr. Dent. Hands behind your back. I'm gonna have to frisk you. ]
  4. [ Harvey: Careful, you might find dangerous items down my pants. ]
  5. [ Jim: That's- holy shit, you're going to need a permit for that. ]
  6. [ Harvey: I thought you could handle guns, Detective Gordon. ]
  7. Jim: Please tell me you hung up before the trial.
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is this not how that scene went?

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  1. Nygma: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things
  2. Oswald: *enters the room, noticeably disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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I don’t want to brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me.

— Jim Gordon: A Summary
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*prays to all the heavens above that harvey dent wildly appears sometime in tonight’s episode* 

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  1. [The coffee-maker is broken.]
  2. Jim: So, who broke it? I'm not mad; I just wanna know.
  3. Dent: … I did. I broke it.
  4. Jim: No, no you didn't. Ed?
  5. Nygma: Don’t look at me… look at Barbara
  6. Barbara: What? I didn't break it.
  7. Nygma: Hmm, that's weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  8. Barbara: Because it's sitting right in front of us… and it’s broken.
  9. Nygma: Suspicious.
  10. Barbara: No, it's not!
  11. Oswald: If it matters, probably not, but Tabitha was the last one to use it...
  12. Tabitha: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  13. Oswald: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the machine earlier?
  14. Tabitha: I steal the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Penguin.
  15. Dent: No, no, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jim.
  16. Jim: No. Who broke it?
  17. Barbara: Jim? Lee's been awfully quiet...
  18. Lee: REALLY.
  19. Barbara: Yeah, really.
  20. Lee: OH MY-
  21. [Everyone begins fighting.]
  22. Jim: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict, in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little boring around here
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  1. Tabitha: So I texted Butch and he hasn't texted me back. Can you help me?
  2. Barbara: What was his initial text?
  3. Tabitha: 'Can't believe I miss you this much after 3 hours xo'
  4. Barbara: What did you write back?
  5. Tabitha: 'haha lame'
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  1. Barbara: I just wish Jim Gordon could look down from Heaven and see me now.
  2. Barbara: But no, he's still alive.
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